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AHAB'S EPIPHANY:  YOU DON'T NEED HAIR TO GET CHICKS!

From: Ahab (i must have been wrong. i feel so humbled.)
Date: 29 May 2001
Time: 18:31:32
Remote Name: 64.24.43.107

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AHAB'S EPIPHANY:

While walking about town, so many of you have mentioned seeing "beautiful women" on the arms of bald men, and then told us that such an event 'proves' hair is not needed to get a babe . . .

Others have cited the likes of Sean Connery's sex appeal as proof that you don't need hair to get babes . . .

And now I also have seen this sort of proof!

Yes friends I, Ahab, have also found proof of what so many here have tried to drum into my thick skull, err, chromedome: Having hair is irrelevant to getting babes!

You need proof you say?

Well, HERE'S MY PROOF THAT YOU DON'T NEED HAIR TO GET BABES.

WHY, IF THIS GUY MARRIED A FORMER PLAYBOY MODEL, IT 'MUST' BE 'TRUE' THAT BALD MEN CAN GET BABES: http://www.crowmagazine.com/gifs/nicole.gif

There you go; that photo proves that you don't need hair to get a "babe."

By the same logic, that photo proves you don't have to be completely alive to get a babe--you can even be 89 years old with one foot in the grave and the other foot on a banana peel . . .

Sadly for our happy bride, her groom passed on about a year after their marriage.

But fortunately, she stands to inherit $535 million--which we all will admit, is not fair recompense for such a staggering blow as the death of a loved one.

I am sure that Nicole would much rather her hubby be still with her.

Also note, if this is not enough, this other photo proves a wheelchair is no obstacle to babe-getting either: http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0010/22/annanicole.jpe

See, we've all been crybabies for nothing.

Well I guess that's all folks.

No need to trouble about a cure for baldness now.

Let's all leave and go back to our babe-getting.

We've been missing all the fun!

Will the last one out please turn-out the lights?

Thank you.

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